| Hi! Welcome to my page. A little bit about me....I live for the moments I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget. I make art. I love coffee, Dr. Pepper, Ranch Dressing, and Tuna with mayo and pickles. I love mushrooms, I hate green beans, and spicy foods. I suffer from severe insomnia. You are better at dancing than me. I can't sing for shit. I am a sarcastic fuck. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. There is nothing sexier than great conversation. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. Fat baby animals like hippos and walrus's make me giggle like a 5 year old school girl. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I am a HUGE Tim Burtin fan. I brush my teeth with hot water. I am a sucker for motivational quotes. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Catholic than going to the garage makes you a car. I love digging in the bag to see if any fries fell out after the food is all gone. I am busier than a one legged cat trying to bury shit on a marble floor. Thinking that we are the only ones in the universe makes you nuttier than squirrel turd. I DON'T skip the first piece of bread. I love seafood. Awkward silences rule. Sad songs tend to cheer me up. Two-faced people will usually have less than three friends by the time they're 25. I wish I had green eyes. I think the *LEEDS* mattress guy should fight the "Your mattress is freeeeeee!" guy in the UFC octagon....I'd buy a ticket. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. I bite my lip when I get nervous. Anyone who gives 3rd chances are a push-over and callow. I adore Care Bears. I work well under pressure. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. I pretty much live for music and comedy. Shallow people are worthless. If you judge people before ever speaking with them, you're a fucking idiot. I am an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea. I think the letter K just looks cooler in words rather than C's. I think shit-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. 35 year old guitar center employees that still think their band is gonna "make it" crack me up. I love people watching at bars. People will always try to bring you down....fuck em', opinions of strangers should mean less than shit to you. People look funny when they're mad. I febreeze my house too much. Holidays are over-rated. I love green grape flavored anything. Laughter can cure more than you think. Fast food is so bad for you, but sooooo good. I have a strange obsession with people over 6' tall. My car is a piece of shit and I love it. I hate sports. It makes me laugh when you take monster shits and your buttcheeks gets splashed a lil' bit by the mini tidal wave that your mighty dung spear just produced. I hate feeling like 7 different kinds of shit in the morning after drinking too much. I miss the random facts that used to be on snapple caps. I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. The "25 year old balding/comb over jacuzzi mcdougal", and the "Drunk white girl who can't dance" are the best people to stare at while at a club. I love pouring creamer into coffee and watching it mix. Songs are more important than bands. I wonder if the Devil listens to shitty bands like Fall Out Boy. There will never be another Johnny Cash or Elvis. I turn into Pee-wee Herman on a full moon. If you actually read all of this, remember this.....NEVER be afraid to be yourself! |
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"People come and people go and that's alright, you see
There's more strange ones where I came from, and they're weirder than me..."
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What people dont know is that the cow never jumped over the moon. She jumped, but snagged her hoof in a crater, and her descendants are there to this day... And the Lord did grin!
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Clicking Konfu Does What?! O____o
~stratoavis <- He's Amazing ^______^
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Clicking Konfu Does What?! O____o
~stratoavis <- He's Amazing ^______^
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I'm a hyper-active, dancing, anime loving, manga drawing, game playing twit. That's all you need to know...
my pocket emo: [link]
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Tool assisted speedruns are for pussies.
Bella Swan is NOT a good role model for girls. Ellen Ripley is.
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